onlydashes:

ahlakes:

What if… the white stripes

and the black keys 

made an album together

They could just call it piano

I appreciate the joke but that also sounds like it would be an amazing album can this happen please

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

mydesires-br:

Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

artbymoga:

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

give it up for the English language everyone

tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

DB