drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

50 shades of grey trailer

codeinewarrior:

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

opidiod:

faultinourfantasies:

Confirmation that Hazel was WEARING the shirt Gus wore the day they first met, on the night of the news

NO

isis-:

ghoulscomecrawling:

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

its like the intro to some anime show .

you turned it from a creepy gif into a freaky as fuck gif…

ramsaybolton:

Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

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