the-goddamazon:

ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

LMFAOOOOO

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

quality-nothingness:

Many thousands of dots later, I present to you a bomb-ass painting. Have at it.

*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

never-growin-up:

Ten Poems, Ten Photos.

  • baby: m... M...
  • mom: WHAT IS IT SON?!?!?! Mom?!?! Mug?!?! Milk?!?!
  • baby: Muh.... mM....
  • baby: mMARIGOLD, MY LOVE YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. AND I NEED NOT REMIND YOU, OUR DISCOUNT TICKETS FOR THIS SINKING SHIP. TAKE-BACKS AND SWEET REGRETS, THATS ALL THAT WE HAVE LEFT. NO ONE IS LOOKING OUT FOR ANYONE BUT NUMBER ONE~

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

katswenski:

The Silence Has Fallen.

(This is actually day three of Joey not realizing his friends are all pinecones. He is not a smart hedgehog.)

  • a dog: makes a dog sound
  • me: i know, i know. i understand. me too
Anonymous asked: why do girls go to the bathroom together

of-mixe-and-men:

fixmebellamy:

legolasstar:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

boys hermione gone to the bathroom alone once and got attacked by a troll

This website I swear

DB